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Posted by xBEJALVINx on 03.27.09.
Glory to Ulfric Stormcloak #cursetheimperials this clerk's eulogy will be read by Ilfheim at the Bannered Mare tonight #bringyourskooma
- xBEJALVINx
Posted by Ulfgar, Son of Ulfheim on 03.14.09.
Just hit a crazy lick in Tamriel. Going to splurge on some skooma later. Heard they’re playing Ragnar the Red at the Bannered Mare tonight. Holler at me.
- Ulfgar, Son of Ulfheim
Posted by 2turntDragonbOrn on 02.29.09.
that nordic rum is something else man 😵 i took three hearty swigs of the stuff and was suddenly compelled to shove 115 septims worth of silverware into my bag of holding. wtf am i gonna do with all this shit 😭
- 2turntDragonbOrn
Posted by Ulfgar, Son of Ulfheim on 02.03.09.
Just nicked five pence from the pocketbook of the town crier, he’s none the wiser. Me eyes on a new flagon down at the storehouse, I’ve been drinking from a leaky bowl since festival. With deft hands as these, me thinks I might filch it from Bill the Broker. Huzzah to thievery!
- Ulfgar, Son of Ulfheim
Posted by Alastair, Son of Richard on 01.10.09.
Thou had't no choice but to acquiesce by most immoral methods, as forbidden by His ninth commandment, the most bewitching and temptuous pair of SpongeBob socks
- Alastair, Son of Richard
Posted by Fulgrim Flexsteele on 10.09.08.
Made off with a poor sot's apple cart just to find out the whole lot is mealy. An early grave is sure to find me if I go on like this.
- Fulgrim Flexsteele
Posted by Crimin4lCr4ig on 07.30.08.
New loot cave how does it look? My consort hates the space almost as much as she hates me! Thankful for this community of kelpto's.
- Crimin4lCr4ig
Posted by sharktooth mcbuttcracker on 04.16.08.
Was searching the high seas for a plunderin site but washed up on the shores of this here blog. Might anchor me ship here for a fortnight to teach you swabbers a thing or three about plunderin
- sharktooth mcbuttcracker
Posted by G0ham_Hamlet on 04.02.08.
Hail, gracious readers, I havee came to knowe of a decree, wherein the linnet shoppe is forbidden to pursueth and chase after pilferers of merchandice. Doth thou wilt with this wisdom, fare thee wel, Godspeed
- G0ham_Hamlet (AKA Prince of Denmark)
Posted by the plowerrrr on 03.12.08.
got caught stealing bread from my landowner. lord smite my stupid serf life
- the plowerrrr
Posted by Trickful Schmeremy on 02.28.08.
eye hath pulled a pernicious scheme on mine neighbor. while he was praying i entered his toole shed and Helpethd myself too his Fanciful Grain Scythe . Looketh whos harvest shall increase tenfold now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Trickful Schmeremy
Posted by Gordon, Son of Freeman on 01.11.08.
Verily, I did liberate a crowbar and many other curious armaments, yet was accosted by an ill-tempered elder, who did reclaim them, proclaiming them to be "property of the Empire." At least, by some mercy, I retained my mighty suit of armor.
- Gordon, Son of Freeman